Thursday, September 07, 2006

Ponytail's Dead!

In a shocking incident today, the Ponytail was cut off at a local salon here in Chennai. The immediate cause of its demise was not known, but reports suggest that there was internal pressure as well demand from outside to take it off. The Ponytail came into existense around the month of June 06 and had its own set of followers and worshippers, back in Columbus, OH. Its end came around 11 O'clock in the morning. The news of its demise has not gone well with its fans, and there have been condolence calls since morning. Reports indicate that the salon shop took less than a dollar to execute the operation. An investigation is underway in this regard.

Zed's dead, baby! All fans and well-wishers are requested to pour in their memories and condolences on this blog.
-News from Our Special Correspondent reporting from Chennai

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Words cant express my sadness upon reading about this terrible calamity that has struck us.

Anonymous said...

My heartfelt condolences...
Less then a dollar! atrocious!
Let there be a Ponytail-II
...Wills here :) !